![]() Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.What did the skeleton say to the dog? Bone-appétit.Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? They have a lot of spirit!.How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car? Fasten your sheet-belts.What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.How do you know you've been ghosted? The poltergeist doesn't text you back.How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing.Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!.What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!.Why did the ghost quit studying? Because he was too ghoul for school.Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!.Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated? I've been bam-BOO-zled!.(And if you want to laugh all the more, try out one of these funny Halloween costumes.) Now for those Halloween jokes we promised. ![]() Whether you are off to a costume party, handing out candy, or trick-or-treating, you're sure to find plenty to make you laugh here. So as you decorate with pumpkins and more and scare up spooky appetizers for your gatherings, don't forget some humerus words to lighten the mood even in the most grave situations. They make funny one-liners for kids and for adults alike come October 31. Looking for jokes about ghosts, goblins, vampires, skeletons, witches, pumpkins, or zombies? We've got all of those plus plenty of Halloween puns, dad jokes (and mummy jokes!), and good ole knock-knock jokes too. But don't forget the Halloween jokes to go with all the festivities too! Here we give you 139 of them that are sure to have you laughing out loud. The most spooky time of year is right around the corner, and it's time to get ready for all the trick-or-treating, pumpkin carving, and horror movie marathons.
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